@TheOnion hey that's the "the republicans are white" lady 
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@TheOnion Office Worker Recovering From Near Trampling After Inexplicably Yelling Free Donuts At Break Room DoorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Story of Chelsea Clinton's life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion of course especially if they are rich, powerful, and well connected. How do I get the invite?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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