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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Dec 2015

    Classmates Awed By First-Grader Who Gets Free Breakfast Every Day http://onion.com/1OM7PnD pic.twitter.com/py8NlGTCS6

    6:02 AM - 8 Dec 2015
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    • Isaac H Danylle Renee Tommy Scott duff (inactive!) Jacob O'Brien Derrick Klortey Fat Basterd Zak ...earthling...
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      1. Author Dave Barrett‏ @llabak 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Working on setting up a weekend backpack-o-food program in my district. Heart breaking. Satire at it's finest here. Good work

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      2. Kissing Dracula Stein‏Verified account @MagsVisaggs 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @inverseLeigh

        @techn0madic @TheOnion as someone who got free lunch for YEARS how is this triggering?

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      3. Leigh  💖‏ @inverseLeigh 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @MagsVisaggs

        @BrianVisaggio @TheOnion Yeah, I got free lunch because otherwise I'd have starved.

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      4. Leigh  💖‏ @inverseLeigh 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @inverseLeigh

        @BrianVisaggio @TheOnion Being reminded of my shitty childhood is super great and awesome and TOTALLY HILARIOUS.

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      5. Kissing Dracula Stein‏Verified account @MagsVisaggs 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @inverseLeigh

        @techn0madic @TheOnion mine sucked too. And being reminded of it sucks. But that doesn't mean nobody can joke about it.

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      6. Leigh  💖‏ @inverseLeigh 8 Dec 2015
        Replying to @MagsVisaggs

        @BrianVisaggio I think we should probably stop talking about this. I have a very different opinion and mine isn't going to change.

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      7. Leigh  💖‏ @inverseLeigh 8 Dec 2015
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        @BrianVisaggio I care about you too much to have this fight with you.

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      8. Kissing Dracula Stein‏Verified account @MagsVisaggs 8 Dec 2015
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        @techn0madic were we fighting?

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      1. Juan Molina‏ @Juanmb23 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion I think rather than making a joke of these kids, it is mocking the thought that the rich say the poor get too much stuff.

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      1. cdor‏ @Crod9510 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion not your best

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      1. Sam Mortimer‏ @SamMortimer4 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion omg this is way too sad D:

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      1. Call em like I C em!‏ @CallemlikeICem2 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion you guys put out some funny stuff. But this is horrible. Not Funny!

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      1. joshua kelly‏ @jbkelly80 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Help share the crap out of this please https://m.facebook.com/Husbands-Lives-Matter-166574106879548/ …

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      1. LM‏ @JMsGirl 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion It's adults who divide us.

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      1. Isaac H‏ @Ficus_Hibiscus 8 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion O H M Y

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