@TheOnion Born on a camel in Palestine, raised on kosher pickles and magen David wine, killed me an Arab when he was only 9....
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@TheOnion Quick work with the archives!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Trumps brother probablyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion brilliant !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnaBananaHops I hear it's the Religion of Peace.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion most ignorant thing i’v read this yearThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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nice take on #DonaldTrump. I can't believe he's serious worldhttp://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/07/politics/donald-trump-muslim-ban-immigration/ …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pasty white, dumb shit liberal admits he doesn't understand demographics or statics.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Kipper!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the man in question is not a random cardigan sweater wearer (pictured), but Donald Trump. - End of conversation
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Trump clone here too! “
@TheOnion: Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Muslims http://onion.com/1YV4jKC ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion white people are always racist!!!!#yourideologyisshowing -
@LuckySevin@TheOnion "Always" is a dangerous word ...
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