@TheOnion @JasonKuznicki unless that study has undergone peer review, consider me skeptical.
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@TheOnion @jtaekim1@TabithaHendrenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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la noticia mas estupida que han publicado, Jesus!!
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@TheOnion@DarkedManiac This is groundbreakingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Tell that to Scott Weiland. Oh wait...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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this is a gem thank you so much! 
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@SportingBT@TheOnion@calumswanlaw The Onion's a pisstake site, mate. - End of conversation
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@TheOnion Maybe a social system that provids assistance for addicts rather than treating them as criminals would help. But that's not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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