@TheOnion The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gorilla is a good guy with a gorilla.
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@theonion@harrybulzonya I initially read that as "Gorrila Sells Skyrocket", LOL -
@MindForgedOne@TheOnion That would be hilarious as well!
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@TheOnion this is top-notch
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@TheOnion What will the NAAA (National Assault Ape Association) have to day about this? There goes your campaign funding!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ooh! ooh! Gorilla, Gorilla for sale!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@psychicpebble Does it come with a racoon that will be chucked at unsuspected visitors?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion É ISSO AI,BAAAAAANAAAAAAANAAAAAAASSSSSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is brilliant! -
@BennettJGalef@TheOnion Thank God there have not been any elephant attacks
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@TheOnion@SPmilkshake it's my fault. I let the synth gorillas loose in the bioscience lab.#sorrynotsorry#fallout4Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't let children play with mountain gorillas. Buy them a cute little tiger cub instead.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gorillas don't kill people. Bad guys with Gorillas do....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @whathefolk loooolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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