@TheOnion It's only because we love you so much second amendment, don't make it weird, more importantly don't call the cops
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@TheOnion @Frankfooterguy your so shadyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I heard that the Second Amendment thought it was a little hot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not funny - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion it's funny because the constitution is silent about the right to an abortion and gay marriageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are you serious?Im creeped out that you are! Do u even know why we have the 2nd amend? probably not, like most.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not all Americans. Many of us have more sense than to obsess over firearms.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sethbringman They need the Cliff Notes version.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kathgarr yessssssss
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@TheOnion@litgrandpa this account is litThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too bad the 2nd amendment can't get a restraining order on them!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We can't live without getting the latest phone, but we let our thinking stagnate for hundreds and sometimes thousands of years.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Well, some of it. Not the "well-regulated militia" part.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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