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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2015

    Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1TrZRPF pic.twitter.com/0whF6Rsj4C

    10:30 AM - 5 Dec 2015
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      1.  🕷 𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔅𝔬𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔶  🕷‏ @biIIosopher 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion this one's unusually sad

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      1. kala ramnathan‏ @kaalakaandi 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion how foes she know she will die first before Husband?

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      1. Mickey Haist Jr‏ @KitMickey 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion god this is heartbreaking

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      1. j a s o n s i m p s o n‏ @aboySimpson 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @andynez WHILE she's passed away. Haaaaaa

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      1. Jamie‏ @Hamstachick 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher Being the onion, I can't tell if that's real or not, by the headline. If it's real, it's really sad and sweet.

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      1. F D‏ @FD93108407 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher Saddest part is, he never liked her cooking 😭😭😭

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      1. Matt Mitchell‏ @mattmitchellus 5 Dec 2015
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        Wow “@TheOnion: Elderly Woman Begins Freezing Meals Husband Can Eat While She’s Passed Away http://onion.com/1TrZRPF  pic.twitter.com/TJ4P9EPfuw”

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      1. Calm Down America‏ @CalmAmerica 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion that is so nice of her. Hopefully there is enough. She doesn't want to be food if he runs out.

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      1. PureNTrue‏ @PureNTrue1 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion if true, that's sweet!

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      1. Skillz 2 real‏ @Skillz_2_real Jun 11
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        That’s love right there

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      1. Sharon Hale‏ @SharonH66924029 6 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks for the sweet story !

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      1. Kimmature‏ @Kimmature 6 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher I have tears in my eyes at this. Lots of loss this year.Makes one very reflective. And prone to prioritize.

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      1. Explorer Rowan  ⭐‏ @ExplorerRowan 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher My grandma has done this. Most of a big freezer devoted to it.

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      1. Victor Villarreal‏ @kryten09 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher I bet this happens more than we realize!! #RelationshipGoals

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      1. GHOSTLY BACTERIA  💀‏ @campyWHY 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher My husband did most of the cooking, so when he died, I savored & cherished what he'd left in the freezer. 😿

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      1. Kelly Plum‏ @PlumBerryK 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher totally not be doing this

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      1. Gareth Williams‏ @BalamGareth 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion how big is the freezer??

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      1. Happy F. JollySeason‏ @HelenFJohnson 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @carrieffisher That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard of.

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