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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Dec 2015

    Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinichttp://onion.com/1O8O0lE 

    7:31 AM - 5 Dec 2015
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    48 replies 849 retweets 1,520 likes
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      2. Kat Dennings‏Verified account @OfficialKat 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion not funny.

        15 replies 6 retweets 102 likes
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      2. Daniel M. Mills‏ @danielmills 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No, not funny.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Taylor Poe‏ @Taylor_Poe 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @danielmills

        @danielmills @TheOnion you must be new here

        0 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. The Disso‏ @Kentucky_Bred87 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion usually funny stuff but this is in bad taste. I hope many share my thoughts.

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. peter‏ @kruseV2 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Kentucky_Bred87

        @chasehfineKSR @TheOnion They've done this type of social commentary after numerous tragedies. Nothing special to them.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. The Disso‏ @Kentucky_Bred87 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @kruseV2

        @kruseV2 @TheOnion there r unwritten rules in journalism even 4 "fake news" you dont go after kids and u stay away from national tragedies

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. peter‏ @kruseV2 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Kentucky_Bred87

        @chasehfineKSR @TheOnion you clearly haven't paid attention to the onion for the past decade then.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. The Disso‏ @Kentucky_Bred87 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @kruseV2

        @kruseV2 @TheOnion I don't always get to read them but usually funny stuff but as is my right as an American I disagree with them on this

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. peter‏ @kruseV2 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Kentucky_Bred87

        @chasehfineKSR @TheOnion obviously.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. enemy of the state‏ @NormaltonJim 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Won't somebody think of the gunman?!?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. 3‏ @janellleash 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I shouldn't but I have to… “@TheOnion: Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic"

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      1. Tim C‏ @hollywoodtimmy 5 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion old, stale- what about the most recent tragedy? Scared to touch that one? #onlywillingtocritizewhenitfitsyouragenda

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      1. Mark From The Dark‏ @MarkFromTheDark 5 Dec 2015
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        @genlady9 @TheOnion did you run out of characters to tell the whole story?

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      2. Baja Man‏ @bajaman1776 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Unfollowing. Getting stupid

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Bottled Liver‏ @Polygoblin 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @bajaman1776

        @bajaman1776 @TheOnion that'll show em

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      4. Baja Man‏ @bajaman1776 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Polygoblin

        @Polygoblin @TheOnion I don't give a shit if it does or doesn't

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Bottled Liver‏ @Polygoblin 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @bajaman1776

        @bajaman1776 @TheOnion so why tweet then? kick rocks

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Baja Man‏ @bajaman1776 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Polygoblin

        @Polygoblin @TheOnion And your lame gun art is changing the world right sport?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Bottled Liver‏ @Polygoblin 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @bajaman1776

        @bajaman1776 @TheOnion no, but i don't cry at the onion for doing onion things. There's that. Bye now

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Baja Man‏ @bajaman1776 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Polygoblin

        @Polygoblin @TheOnion 👍

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