@TheOnion maybe he purchased a pair of testicles while in France
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@TheOnion woe to the AK toting jihadist. america's smaller footprint will squash you like a bug!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How efficient is it to take Air Force One across the ocean and back for a pack of energy efficient light bulbs? -
@jstrick66@TheOnion Yes indeed. Leaders from a 150 countries fly in to Paris polluting the atmosphere with jet fuel. Thing was accomplished
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@theonion is dangerously close to reality.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BlueStaterDemoc@TheOnion@POTUS I thought it was tampons but who knows...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RealJamesWoods Probably the only lightbulb moment he's ever had. LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SkidWillie If he stuck one in each ear he'd still be in the dark.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion true story.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @leelamchop I guess they are to plug his ears so he can't hear anything about RADICal Islamic terrorists, invading our countryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Doing his part to defeat terrorism .....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RealJamesWoods Personally if i were Obama, I would have brought back the low flow toiletThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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