@TheOnion The typo makes this even better
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@TheOnion More drunk posting by 'America's Finest News Source'
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@TheOnion At least the dog has sense enough to keep quite, unlike the women in my life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Dog is contemplating running a personal ad to find new owners. Current owner way too moody and temperamental.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion mostly because he knows none of his own needs will be addresses if lets " that genie out of the bottle"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Couples counseling. Best wishes.#neverforget#dogtakesallThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "stupid barber gave me a hipster haircut"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my dog jumps at the chance to ridicule me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I can't really handle this right now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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