@TheOnion Did they forget to take the cellophane off their rifles after heating them up in the microwave?
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@PinkKacey@TheOnion Our military weapons are rather sensitive to sand that plastic is took keep the sand out of the gun -
@darknaruto99@TheOnion Are you sure it's not to keep the suculent metal bits juicy during reheating? -
@PinkKacey@TheOnion don't you know you can't put metal in the microwave
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@lisapease RT@TheOnion U.S. Military Lauded For Creating Gender-Neutral Killing Field http://onion.com/1OATM47 pic.twitter.com/MH5oY1wiGP
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@TheOnion Because when you killing people for the wrong reason in the military what's in your pants doesn't matter It really doesn'tThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ImpactDemocracy just remember all this shit when we have to fight ourselves on our homeland.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Also lets wounded women vets receive the same inadequate medical care provided to male vetsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@NickHanauer so sad that the left & feminist have no brains left to think.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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