@TheOnion The salt in these mentions are real.
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@TheOnion I'm surprised by how many people took this 100% seriously... wait... no... no I'm not.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jwestonharvey@TheOnion yeah, I don't know where#FarooqSaeed got his#Gun but his#Militia sure was#Poorly-Regulated#thoughtsandprayers
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@TheOnion wow, people still don't get the onion ey? Classic, a testament to our country's collective intelligence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol this one struck a nerve... keep it up Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@j_kerans15@Jmatch23@TheOnion Sanity not anarchy Terrorists dont play by the rules Wave the law in their face while theyre beheading you
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@TheOnion this is the onion idiots.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does nobody realize that the Onion isn't actually real news?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't get why it can't be amended, seeing as it was an amendment in the 1st place
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@TheOnion Yeah, what kind of a moron would be obsessed with his own rights? Another profound read from the unpaid Onion interns.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The nation, a little creeped out buy how obsessed people are with taking away their rights. -
@VbloodwolfeV gun control doesn't take away your rights. Second amendment isn't a license to own whatever weapon you want whenever you want. - 1 more reply
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