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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Dec 2015

    Second Amendment A Little Creeped Out By How Obsessed Americans Are With It http://onion.com/1QWOWQk pic.twitter.com/aNfZKT5wTD

    11:57 AM - 3 Dec 2015
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    22 replies 1,662 retweets 2,065 likes
      1. Eli‏ @Flumeghost 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The salt in these mentions are real.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Bob‏ @BlinkTenor 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I'm surprised by how many people took this 100% seriously... wait... no... no I'm not.

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      2. Jake Harvey‏ @jwestonharvey 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theonion Any other parts of the Bill of Rights you don't like?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Mark From The Dark‏ @MarkFromTheDark 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @jwestonharvey

        @jwestonharvey @TheOnion yeah, I don't know where #FarooqSaeed got his #Gun but his #Militia sure was #Poorly-Regulated #thoughtsandprayers

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. BEAT MCKINLEY!!!!‏ @Kringer1 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion wow, people still don't get the onion ey? Classic, a testament to our country's collective intelligence.

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      1. Marx-a-Lago‏ @wanniemelon 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion lol this one struck a nerve... keep it up Onion.

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      2.  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐Delete Negative Items from Your Credit Report™ ❌‏ @DebtAssassin1 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Jmatch23 Im creeped out by the idiots that think laws will stop terrorists frm getting guns Laws only stop law abiding citizens

        1 reply 3 retweets 3 likes
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      4. Sad bears fan‏ @j_kerans15 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @Jmatch23

        @Jmatch23 @DebtAssassin @TheOnion NO RULES

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      5.  ⭐ ⭐ ⭐Delete Negative Items from Your Credit Report™ ❌‏ @DebtAssassin1 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @j_kerans15

        @j_kerans15 @Jmatch23 @TheOnion Sanity not anarchy Terrorists dont play by the rules Wave the law in their face while theyre beheading you

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1.  ⚽Dre Day 🏈‏ @AngelCityDre 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion this is the onion idiots.

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      1. Jihn‏ @GanjaManGucci 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion does nobody realize that the Onion isn't actually real news?

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      1. Jellybean‏ @Jellybean25 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't get why it can't be amended, seeing as it was an amendment in the 1st place 😼

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      1. Chefo‏ @NoL_Chefo 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah, what kind of a moron would be obsessed with his own rights? Another profound read from the unpaid Onion interns.

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      1. Kyle Wilke‏ @KyleJwilke 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @cornbeefloverpic.twitter.com/FGfLck0QxC

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      2. Krombopulos Michael‏ @JohnKuhnJr 3 Dec 2015
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        @TheOnion @CJ_2273

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      3. leslie mann cuck fantasy guy‏ @CJ_2273 3 Dec 2015
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        @klmcguire1 😂😂😂

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      2. Ralph Condon‏ @VbloodwolfeV 3 Dec 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion The nation, a little creeped out buy how obsessed people are with taking away their rights.

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      3. ResistTrump‏ @SphallSteve1245 5 Dec 2015
        Replying to @VbloodwolfeV

        @VbloodwolfeV gun control doesn't take away your rights. Second amendment isn't a license to own whatever weapon you want whenever you want.

        4 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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