@TheOnion I usually love your parody stories, but this one sucks out loud.
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@TheOnion first time you're not funny and I hate Wayne Lapierre -
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@TheOnion Wow, from the reactions here, it's true: PC *is* killing comedy. That is some funny, trenchant shit right there, you regressives -
@skewedtrue@TheOnion God's sake. It's not about "PC" it's about personal boundaries. Some things remain sore subjects for a while.
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@TheOnion Little known fact: Wayne LaPierre can actually fit his whole cock and both balls into the barrel of a Kalishnokov. Without grease.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LMAO! Are they going to be able to resuscitate it?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the absurdity of this is unreal lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not a funny parody at all, onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion unfollowedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion suggest concentrating on out of control and armed cops for gun control.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously? C'monThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Prithee sirrah, thine political foes are most ghoulish!
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@TheOnion might have been to soon for some people.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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