“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/1SvfvJV pic.twitter.com/Jap39qHEuS” I knew it.
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“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/1SvfvJV pic.twitter.com/Jap39qHEuS” I knew it.
@theonion And with the proper placement of a pillow, they don't ..woo haaa haaaaa haaaaaaaa
@TheOnion how do we know we're not sleeping now??!
@TheOnion Love to know the methodology and data on this bit of research. Too weird and makes no Evolutionary Psych/Biological sense.


RT @TheOnion: New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep http://onion.com/1SvfvJV pic.twitter.com/XDfQPN5pBa
@TheOnion @JustGetFlux Don't know about all humans, but I'm surely not meant to wake up.
@TheOnion @Ooohhhhlivia time for all the sleeps!
@TheOnion @egakiar444 They wrote an article about you.
@TheOnion i knew it!
@TheOnion @JustGetFlux There's no such study and author http://www.nejm.org/search?q=zeveloff …
@tochki_nad_e @TheOnion How upsetting. So we should keep waking up?
@TheOnion " be born, spend a solid 12 hours awake as an infant, and then lie down for a tranquil, dream-filled sleep"
YEAH SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
@TheOnion @RBX_Crazyman32 Never thought about this until now
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