@TheOnion american dream in 11 steps
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@TheOnion those anthropomorphic wads of mucus are very persuasiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All you need to do is hire one of the screaming TV pitchman (Flex Seal), and run that ad until people know it in their sleep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my head still hurtsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion #9 is extemely important...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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