@TheOnion @Nighthawk_Zale tag yes, I am not so sure about this "release" business...
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@TheOnion WalMart now has free in-store WiFi. Reports state it's from altruistic principles. Has nothing to do with tracking shoppers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "tracking down potential customers in their natural habitats..." lmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@KemberleeKaye Would let that girl tag me if she promised not to release. 8-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that jewel store was torn down this summer, the operation must have failed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope they at least give him a good coupon , I bet it comes with a surveyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lol! Dag. That's the Jewel at Clark & Division in Chi-used to live 2 blocks away from itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Please share our contest entry and rate 5 stars. Thanks! :-): https://crashthesuperbowl.doritos.com/video/3324Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion FINISH HIM!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And while mindless consumerism supports the corporate mindset and profit margins of a nation gone wild?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am beginning to think the Onion is how companies/government releases trial balloons to see how the public would react.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That is such an absolute LIE! Once you've been tagged, corporations NEVER "release".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd love to see the#FieldworkFail stories from this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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