@TheOnion @SamuraiErika .. pants
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@TheOnion Damn you, lazy scientists! And where's my friggin' flying car?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion really, hmmmmm well. The other, I was able to predict two. Think about that. -
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@RenaKunisaki@TheOnion but getting it twice is nice
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@TheOnion HUMOR HEALS THE HEART, SOMETIMESThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion but gambler's fallacy thankfully picks up the slack: I am DUE for that barThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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