@TheOnion I would be sorely tempted to throw smelly gym shorts, socks over his head!
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@TheOnion APPARENTLY MAID SERVICE IS ALSO PROVIDED.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Simples. Quarantine. Keeps people in and out. Works for both sides...only he'll have more work and she'll have less.
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@TheOnion @JulieBolligerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion adolescent you will love your room.your domain smoking cigarettes drinking dads alcohol .watching xxx movies with your palsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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