@TheOnion I want to see a movie where a guy gets shot in the head, and then reveals he had a metal plate put in, for unrelated reasons.
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@TheOnion@michaelwhudson this is a thingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What nation would that be? And who really cares?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion cuz they never aim for the head.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's a dying artThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@halrudnick Ideas are bulletproof.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I want more movies where Jennifer Lawrence reveals that she was wearing a bulletproof vest.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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