@TheOnion @Veganmathbeagle And in some schools a good little student (unfortunately)
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@TheOnion, WTF, I pop a few pills before take-off and am considered an irresponsible soccer mom.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my face at the headline-
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@TheOnion@Joeyrusso remind me of kidstoned chewable valiumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8fbHpttc5A …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@NikkiGlaser always nice to see when people don't know what the Onion is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wow!that's amazingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@nycpatrickd@TheOnion shhh, lil' pumpkin is robo-trippin'
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@TheOnion@JKCorden I just let my son cry!#sorrynotsorryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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