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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2015

    Infertile Aunt Doing It Up Big At Kids Table http://onion.com/1P9ts2l pic.twitter.com/ldt6fe4jSV

    5:31 PM - 26 Nov 2015
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      2. patrick‏Verified account @knowitall143 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Love ya, Onion, but this could really hurt some ladies. Foibles are funny; infertility, not so much.

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Skudd‏ @skuddbutt 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @knowitall143

        @knowitall143 @TheOnion everything is funny or nothing is

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. corey treverson‏ @wyattbocskai 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @margzone you

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      3. margaret‏ @margzone 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @wyattbocskai

        @wyattbocskai LMAO WYATT

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. neverbeenonTV HQ‏ @neverbeenonTV 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Not very funny this time Onion. Or credible - those kids would not be smiling with all those greens on the table.

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      1. Jordan Hoffman‏Verified account @jhoffman 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @EricDSnider hardcore.

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      1. Betty  🎃 🦇‏ @bertyslanders 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion if you had a few more female writers this would be funny

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      1. Pilar Timpane‏ @pilartimpane 30 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @Timmy_McD1 this is depressing as hell

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      1. AbbyNormalSomeone‏ @TellTaleHeart45 27 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion The kids' table is the most fun table.

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      1. Sarah‏ @sarahpirkle 27 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion will the comedy ever start?

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      1. Calum James‏ @CalumJamesmusic 27 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion D'hell??You don't need to make cynical, bad natured jokes, Onion. You are so so much better than that.

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      1. harliechsrlie‏ @harliechsrlie 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion not at all funny. Hurtful and sad. Cheap lazy attempt. Be better

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      1. night like this‏ @alrxandrr 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion brutal

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      1. tanya‏ @MiracleSun_ 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I laughed. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

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      1. Danielle Brady‏ @The_Debbster 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Really classless....

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      1. Alex‏ @lagomrad 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion seems a bit insensitive

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      1. G Moore‏ @readsright 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Gosh, turn on the brutal humor already.

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      1.  ✨ ❄️Winter J 🌑elstice ❄️ ✨‏ @JoelCieslak 26 Nov 2015
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        God sometimes @TheOnion is so depressing.....but still hilarious

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