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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Nov 2015

    Weird Wooden Chair Pressed Into Service For Thanksgivingpic.twitter.com/1jxw2RVUxy

    1:15 PM - 26 Nov 2015
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    • sabrina 🕷 Todd Williamson Stacey Dixon RosA Matt HermsenWhite Cheynne Moye #RedAlert Percia Safar Rebecca kimi
    23 replies 1,630 retweets 2,814 likes
      1. James‏ @Noledad77 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion probably a better option at QB for the Eagles moving forward

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      2. Mark Moeller‏ @mark_moeller 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion the onion, fake news like media matters, think progress, daily beast, occupy democrats, nbc except funny. gotta love the onion.

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      3. justin bowen‏ @jubowz 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @mark_moeller

        @mark_moeller @TheOnion you forgot fox news

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      1. King David Lane‏ @KingDavidLane 26 Nov 2015
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        @MuppHits RT @TheOnion Weird Wooden Chair Pressed Into Service For Thanksgivingpic.twitter.com/Gwcm7DtPaq

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      1. Eliza  ❄️‏ @EtotheNev 26 Nov 2015
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        .@TheOnion @kmonson and at our Thanksgiving, this vintage stylist's chair is pressed into servicepic.twitter.com/htnOraerpD

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      1. Nate-est the Greatest‏ @Nate_Griffin 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion ...fair enough.pic.twitter.com/LV0yflinsg

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      1. cinnamon‏ @ithrah69 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Join me lumbersome four-legged friends and throw off your tryptophan infused opressors!!

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      1. James Loftus‏ @JimLoftus4 29 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Hope the chair didn't hear that.

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      1. U.S. top news‏ @TopRT_US 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion: "Weird Wooden Chair Pressed Into Service For Thanksgiving pic.twitter.com/Nx25C4amox" #1 in United States http://www.toprt.com/TopRT_US/?t=669987987166502912 …

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      1. Raleigh McCool‏ @raleighmccool 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion hahaha "pressed into service"

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane ~The stigma of oddball furniture.

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      1. Caleb Mayfield‏ @cmayfi 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @BunneyNick lol nice RT

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      2. Eddie Cisneros‏ @eacisneros 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @anneeeelaf this one was the ultimate knee-slapper. This is the one that got me. My sense of humor is so damn dry. Judge me.

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      3. Anne‏ @anneeeelaf 26 Nov 2015
        Replying to @eacisneros

        @eacisneros you are so strange

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion What's Thanksgiving?

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      1. Iris Benaroia‏ @Iris9 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @sarahkecooper This is hilarious

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