@TheOnion This will always be my favorite onion article.
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@TheOnion if you have nothing to say..keep your mouth shut....theres no iq registered. ..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good GodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion / not what I call a model mother maybe she wasn't that much of a wife either and the dad didn't die he just left.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion : I will always remover this cause a dear friend sent to the me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't worry. The kids are sick to death of her grieving.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I hope that wasn't a quote from George HW Bush.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Damn, I spit up a big glob of turkey!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion must have the C string running social media for them today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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