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@TheOnion I'm stuck on step 9. I can't fit my head inside the turkey ass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Seriously it made me of "cooking Turkey," as Putin must be wondering how!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know this one: £50 to the cook?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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