Study: Shoving, Yelling Makes Things Go Faster 76% Of Time http://onion.com/1TeERfL (via @TheOnion)
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@tj_whalen@TheOnion that's ur bread and butter -
@jgamb2727 it works 76% of the time who wouldn't use it
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@TheOnion if well planned, it goes a little more faster, no yelling needed...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Cap_Kaveman THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOWThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't forget about how honking makes traffic move faster!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Except on Capitol Hill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion & that makes me go angry faster 100%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is why people listen to metal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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