@TheOnion c'mon Jonny, let's get that average up
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@TheOnion really well, looks like the pilgrims had a hell of a time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aw shit, you got me, which one?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Alphonse was the ideal father & family man 'til that Mexican Harlot, Panchita got her hooks in him.Noehe'saSinnerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can we get update on previous turkeys Obama pardoned? Hope they're doing well. Friend says TIA.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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