@TheOnion and turkey with Russian dressing or just dessert.
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@TheOnion you guys aren't afraid to get a little dark and that's part of the geniusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @nafart lmao, so fucking funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Aw, what's a person to do?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@barrywolk@TheOnion Easy-peasy unfollow. Now we're both happy
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@TheOnion now calling mom "little lady"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny, but TRUE!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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