@TheOnion @mreigstad1 this one for me took the most ridiculously laugh out loud funny
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@aleccgweenie specTACular.
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@TheOnion Thanksgiving sucks enough for the 45 million turkeys killed each year just for this occasion, couldn't you have used a tofurkey?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @SteagasaurusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion a jacuzzi broilerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As long as that's a brine bath, I'm in!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sweet Lord don't let my turkey even vaguely resemble this bird!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if so you forgot the eggs ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion have you been taking advice from@HowToBasic? LmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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