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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 23 Nov 2015

    Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1MxtSvG pic.twitter.com/cUfcXXaAxs

    6:45 AM - 23 Nov 2015
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    • Kamilah Gill-Reed TeeV Paul N Giljum Gabriel Machuca PROSS1 Karissa Dem Rebel Factivist💔 илья 🇷🇺 waly mury
    19 replies 1,626 retweets 2,281 likes
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      2. Kyle‏ @QueTerror 23 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ItsTheVocal they stole our bit

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The Vocal‏ @ItsTheVocal 23 Nov 2015
        Replying to @QueTerror

        .@QueTerror well well well @TheOnion we meet again (for the first time) http://www.thevocal.com.au/earths-exclusive-interview-with-the-planet-mars-as-nasa-nerds-announce-evidence-of-water-on-mars/ …pic.twitter.com/Y0erHAhhqd

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      1. Jean Bjerke‏ @JeanBjerke 23 Nov 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life http://onion.com/1MxtSvG  pic.twitter.com/oPUXutoeTO” LOL

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      1. evil_gnome‏ @evil_gnome 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion with GOOD REASON, onion people..

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      1. Crave Investor‏ @ThorntonTrading 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion If it keeps talking somebody will show up.

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      1. Luke Michaels‏ @luke_michaelss 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @VictorRinieri 😂

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      1. Banshee at-hand‏ @NewBriantist 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Thank you so much for this.

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      1. B0BAFETT‏ @FilmandPaint 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL. whoever comes up with this stuff is awesome.

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      1. Kats‏ @Didikatz 20 Feb 2016
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        @TheOnion @walymury The Earth has had it with humans and is building its climate forces to eliminate them. Well-deserved consequences.

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      1. aureumventus‏ @aureumventus 26 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Bravo!

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      1. Rich Airchess‏ @RichAirchess 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion it's my home planet Mutorcs

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      1. Nuromanca‏ @Nuromanca 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah, we've probably screwed ourselves beyond the technology to screw-up anywhere else.

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      1. Andrew Baker‏ @theworldofandyb 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Bravo.

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      1. Elizabeth Henry‏ @eahlovesu13 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion ~Literally, quaking in fear huh?

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      1. Caris Severn‏ @CarisSevern 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion FEAR THE "HUMIES"!!!

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