@TheOnion As always, #greatarticle. Y'all never disappoint.
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@TheOnion Is he going to enlist his children first?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are they all stoners left over from#Florida#springbreak2015?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#jobsforjihadis no not a joke, why cant US recruit like ISIS? build a desalinization plant in Syria forchissake!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All the troops have been sent to Minneapolis to wipe out Samali refugees. Carson and Trump have been put in charge of the troops.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion, rank 4 taken by Marco Rubio, lost 1, in GOP field last hour Twitter mentioned#rubio http://j.mp/usa2016Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So Rubio knows which country ISIS is, right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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