@TheOnion I heard he is arming most European zoos in order to combat ISIS. Word is they are the only ones to believe his BS.
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@CalmAmerica@TheOnion HAHA!!! Armored rhinos with missle launchers. Insane, I had to add the word missle to my dictionary. Just redonk.
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@TheOnion Careful Onion...Fox News will believe this is real.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just go get the ones you gave them back!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I suggest Obama stick them all in his backside and set them off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion because really that what's it's about isn't it. Selling guns. Killing is just a side effect.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Anyone but, you know, his own soldiers. ("You don't think we want OUR name dragged into this, do you?")Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give it to Wayne enterprises.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Give em to Putin as he has no compunction about collateral damage. Blowing up civilians also gets rid of those nasty refugees.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion have you stopped doing satire? Shame.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How about our brave men and women that have signed up to defend our freedom?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion it must be a hard decisionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As do we all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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