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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 21 Nov 2015

    Desperate Obama Just Wants To Know Who To Give Weapons To In Order To Stop ISIS http://onion.com/1MISyiL pic.twitter.com/mrEzNjU0wl

    12:15 PM - 21 Nov 2015
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      2. Calm Down America‏ @CalmAmerica 21 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I heard he is arming most European zoos in order to combat ISIS. Word is they are the only ones to believe his BS.

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      3. Michael Patota‏ @PatotaMichael 21 Nov 2015
        Replying to @CalmAmerica

        @CalmAmerica @TheOnion HAHA!!! Armored rhinos with missle launchers. Insane, I had to add the word missle to my dictionary. Just redonk.

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      1. Cort Fernald‏ @CortFernald 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Careful Onion...Fox News will believe this is real.

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      1. Ðeplorable ÐO ♏IŊO‏ @MMLynch01 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Just go get the ones you gave them back!!!

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      1. Miyagi‏ @kshaikh1g 23 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion To stop #ISIS, @potus needs to STOP selling weapons, not giving! Alas, that is bad for the military–industrial complex!

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      1. Terry Turner‏ @TerryTu48569695 22 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion I suggest Obama stick them all in his backside and set them off.

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      1. berniebra‏ @BernieBralette 22 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion because really that what's it's about isn't it. Selling guns. Killing is just a side effect.

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      1. Molly Arabella‏ @Cat_Santleben 22 Nov 2015
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        You need to dial it down @TheOnion. Obama @POTUS found his Leadership voice to "destroy ISIS" in Library of Congress sound archives. Phew :)

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      1. The Color F‏ @The_Color_F 22 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Anyone but, you know, his own soldiers. ("You don't think we want OUR name dragged into this, do you?")

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      1. sagar jani‏ @sagarjani26 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Give it to Wayne enterprises.

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      1. sheldon yivrakes‏ @shellytheoracle 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion Give em to Putin as he has no compunction about collateral damage. Blowing up civilians also gets rid of those nasty refugees.

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      1. Jon J Knight‏ @jmjraknight 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion have you stopped doing satire? Shame.

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      1. Maximus-TheAmerican 🇺🇸‏ @FranklinMan25 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion How about our brave men and women that have signed up to defend our freedom?

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      1. Arel‏ @arelilgrivera 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion it must be a hard decision

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      1. Cindy Mitchell‏ @cinamitch 21 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion As do we all!

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