@TheOnion they're used to timeless questions like "how old is the furnace?"
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Got one for you guys: Father returning from business trip does not find children annoying for the first few minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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