@TheOnion That has to be the greatest headline ever.
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@travisbrady@TheOnion That's a good one.
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@TheOnion Yep, works for me...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yay another sexual playthingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Right on !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Unfortunately, she'll always have the mug of a wholesome kid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its everyone else's fault, not hers god forbidThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion C'mon, Onion, she just wants to look good for you, uh huh, & maybe buy another couch. That was awful even by music video standardsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It’s the true, circle of life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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