.@TheOnion Safety tip for your back: Always remember to bend your knees when banging your head against a wall.
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@TheOnion Let's kill them all. Kids, too. Bomb bomb bomb kill kill kill and nuke! We're the good guys. Guns for everyone! I feel better now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Important study!!! Ground breaking! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Beating a couch with a frying pan feels amazing. I dont know how healthy it is but it works. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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