@OdotGee "@TheOnion: Woman Always Dreamed Of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio http://onion.com/1OVffWC pic.twitter.com/QHU82jfW1C"
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@OdotGee "@TheOnion: Woman Always Dreamed Of Opening Her Own Sparsely Attended Dance Studio http://onion.com/1OVffWC pic.twitter.com/QHU82jfW1C"
@TheOnion Substitute; Vocal Studio @samjohnson 
@TheOnion I REALLY needed the Onion today.
@TheOnion @terryteachout "... possibly hiring a contractor to expand her studio space so that her classes feel even emptier."
@TheOnion That thrilled look definitely says "I'm living the dream."
@TheOnion It was once reported that 80% of new small biz owners run aground within 2 years. Watch Shark Tank to observe leading w/ heart.
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