@TheOnion * Let them know the GOP is not the least bit offended that they've given birth to so many more Democrats.
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@TheOnion Feed all the candidates into a wood chipper in order of IQ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They could build a bigger moral grandstand.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They should hire Romney to consult on this. He's got binders full of them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion As the weeks go by, this piece seems less and less like satire and more like straight-up news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mo free stuff, y'all!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What an appalling choice.#US_political_system is dysfunctionalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SIMPLE: They Can Quit & Go Away#LOLGOP#Science#Education#WomensHealth#Veterans#Vote#UniteBluepic.twitter.com/aQpoSUAD91
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