@TheOnion Keep thy legs closed.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can I b serious? STDs r near epidemic levels in Indiana & on the rise n other states that r shutting down Plan Parenthood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Charlie Sheen!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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