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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Nov 2015

    Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be http://onion.com/1l7tESE pic.twitter.com/wAI9RpquGm

    7:40 AM - 19 Nov 2015
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    15 replies 1,235 retweets 1,577 likes
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      2. Lucky Eat-Anter‏ @LuckyEatAnter 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @allahpundit I remember the good old days when pieces in @TheOnion were, you know, funny. This is embarrassingly heavy-handed.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Mike Seeley‏ @mgseeley 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @LuckyEatAnter

        @LuckyEatAnter Good old days of @TheOnion, huh? That article is from 2009! @allahpundit

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Lucky Eat-Anter‏ @LuckyEatAnter 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @mgseeley

        @mgseeley @TheOnion @allahpundit Yes, some of us can remember farther back than the day before yesterday. Obama years not The Onion's best.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Mike Seeley‏ @mgseeley 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @LuckyEatAnter

        @LuckyEatAnter I still get a kick out of this one! http://www.theonion.com/article/george-bush-to-pull-out-of-den-1075 … @TheOnion

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      1. Jordan Hoffman‏ @JordanDHoffman 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @ccouncil41 @jwhuft

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      1. #LaurieNotMyPrez‏ @LaurieSpoon 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @_NIKD_ hey someone give this guy a podium December 15 Republican debate

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      2. Michael Schettig‏ @MichaelSchettig 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is this based on @Griffin__Carson

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      3. Son of Car‏ @Griffin__Carson 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @MichaelSchettig

        @MichaelSchettig @TheOnion no you twat

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      1.  💐 Karma, Baby  💐‏ @TinaMcGugan 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Funny not funny.

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      1. Jessica Mulligan‏ @fd0293b6dfac46b 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane hugs:}everyone has the right to have their own beliefs:}

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      1. Jessica Mulligan‏ @fd0293b6dfac46b 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane as a matter of a fact im pretty sure freedom of religion is in the constitution......

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      1. Jessica Mulligan‏ @fd0293b6dfac46b 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane that gives Christians a bad name noone should ever be forced to believe something they don't want to .....

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      1. Cast‏ @thenamecast 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion religion, etc.

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      1. Bob Hertel‏ @SpartyBob 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion left out the part where he quotes the separation of church and state in the Constitution

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      1. Fun2Fail‏ @Fun2Fail 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion hahahaha....burp #constitutionscholaryouarenot

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      2. Frank Benson‏ @mfbenson1 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion I just argued with this guy not 10 minutes ago.

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      3. Claudia 🌴 🐾 🌵‏ @ct_la 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @mfbenson1

        @mfbenson1 Ha. I saw that & thought the very same thing ~ @TheOnion

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      1. i‏ @idgachuck 19 Nov 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be http://onion.com/1l7tESE pic.twitter.com/adSXRuujzQ

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      1. Fergal Reilly‏ @ObsidianDev 19 Nov 2015
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        @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane I didn't know @MarkDouglas73 from @BPTweeted worked with the onion!?

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