@TheOnion Fucking brilliant
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@TheOnion damn! The dreaded text again...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilarious!! But...feeling lucky to have 20 one night stands in a year kind of leads me to believe that could be the reason!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bwahaha!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg thank you I always thought I was the only one but now I know I’m not aloneThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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