@The_Funkler @TheOnion if only this weren't satire.
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@TheOnion @neck_vinturaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RobVanDoren finally someone is listening to what I have been saying since like forever!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'd pay for thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@cheaptrick Planning for the future.
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@TheOnion Sometimes, Congress needs these little hints to function. Hopefully, they will stop playing Candy Crush long enough to read it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@stephenfgordon Luckily, in Vancouver, we can see REO Speedwagon and Cheap Trick at fairgrounds for FREEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@imwithbetsy seems legitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@denglennon this blends economics and rock n roll, dennis ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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