.@TheOnion @stewartevers that time when the Onion made more sense than the supposed real news.
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@BenjaminAskel@TheOnion WTF dude put on some dam pantsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the syrian army of course, but he won't do that... - 2 more replies
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@TheOnion I think history proves they should give weapons to no one - they only use them against you eventually - eg Sadam and Afganis.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion our best bet is to give ISIS weapons and clinical depression and hope they take themselves out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't ask G.W.Bush or DICK Cheney.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion our troops would be a good startThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@NewsView100 Desperate? You miss spelled Dumb, please correct the mistake.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Putting American's lives in danger at home is pathetic, maybe we should give him the weapon. Worthless.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The "leader of the free world." We're all fucked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there were and still there are Syrian Rebels fighting ISIS and reject to affiliate with any extremist organizationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Shock horror, fighting terror with terror breeds more terror. Who knew?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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