@TheOnion Oh man, mine didn't make the front page :(
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@TheOnion Paul Ryan is such an over-achieving kiss ass. IstgThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I like the one with the antimuslim alligator motes. The alligators were crosses and strands if garlic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Such a fairy tale. Like I would ever believe Congress had such a productive day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the Cia is CONGRESSES ALTER EGO. IT IS ALLOWED TO FUCK ISLAM AND MUSLIMS ANYWHERE CLANDESTINELY AS NATO ALLIES APPEASE CIA DIVASThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the half pipe dear godThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is so funny. I want the puppies roomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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