@TheOnion HAHA the Ted Cruz bit!
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@KnitALlama@TheOnion - at least Cruz's folk got there. Seal Team Jeb! were part of last week's campaign downsizing!
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@TheOnion Want U.S. ground troops to destroy ISIS now, for real? Then sign the petition: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/immediately-use-full-force-us-military-killcapture-all-members-isis-terrorist-group-iraq-syria …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion time for napalmolive isisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@MattZelinsky Not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you mean 60000?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion careful, some people I Syria might take this as legit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's how Vietnam began, so Republicans forced us to surrender causing millions to flee in boats to become boat people refugees..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "American prayforparis movement initiates final air offensive in regime change in Syria"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If ya's r gonna lie, at least make the lies believable, and remotely in the realm of possibility.Campaigns dont deploy, POTUS did.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am shocked to hear that there is 6000 to deploy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion post cartoons of Mohammed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion give a raise to the writer who predicted ISIS back in '03
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@TheOnion appropriateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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