@TheOnion Speaking of extremists...still glad Of don't live in North Korea
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@TheOnion@EddyElfenbein Funny how Onion news is more truthful that the mainstream news.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought you were supposed to be satireThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The diamond encrusted cane was Ponzi's, though, and that wasn't really capitalism.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some thing I learned in college

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@TheOnion great I'm waiting for you to give me some of your earningsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ssanders8819 @Chris_Lein Onion news making the real points here. Mo Money Mo Problems > I Love the DoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sweet gem this one!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion PUNKED ME AGAINThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Imagine that, The Onion loves socialism through rose glasses and fears the personal accountability of capitalism. Shocked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion assumptions*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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