@TheOnion First World problems. 
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@TheOnion This is like the people on the move section in the@YourChronicleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ah nepotism, the gift only spoilt brats enjoy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this was the toughest thing Ive heard my Father, ever, say to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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