@TheOnion @MancunianBollox glimpse through tree's whilst having a wank! Sounds perfect!
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@TheOnion I tried it! Worked like a charm! Now I'm engaged to my very own lurker.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if this makes sense to you, and you're the person in the picture raise your hand!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@grandfinnally they have the secret !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Have you hired@flophousecat to write for you?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@A_Dan_Kowalski depends on the music playing in the background. If harp = romantic. If cello playing Jaws theme = not romanticThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@tooshorter solid adviceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion She could also try breast implants...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DoubleEph: and then the dude that catches the glimpse is not the one u expect
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@TheOnion I wish, all girls would do this!!^^ ;-) :B :P xDThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@robertberens I imagine that's how Daphne met Cas since they got married that same day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@fredric_wertham O.K. STUPID!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stream ok !! One running down my street at mo so off I go neighbours bewareThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @zisforzhang@BeaurillaRadio That suggest the relationship experts are just creepy people and peepers .. :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Watch out for Bigfoot.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hahaha, gonna have to try this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not these days. Suitors are glued to their xboxes. Maybe bathing in Future Shop?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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