.@TheOnion Make sure to factor in the elevation to your cooking time when roasting at 39,000 feet
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@TheOnion Aww lilliputian turkeys would need miniaturized chicken and duck to make tiny turducken.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Useless without Gravy2Go and PocketPotatoesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I notice it doesn't have "Snowflakes" on the package - does Butterball hate Christians? Oh wait, that's Christmas and Starbucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DextrousDebussy I love America. I honestly believed this was a real thing at first glance, it seemed within the realm of america.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion TSA would never approve that. Salmonella outbreak on board a plane.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm all in!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bet it's easier to lift & bag than a. Regular one. Lol.
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@TheOnion I can use these to get into the Thanksgiving spirit by tucking one in my cheek and sucking on it all dayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion pure innovationThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Are they free range?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion: Cooks in five minutes, lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can I use it in my easy bake oven?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @RaspBurnett Beyond creepy!

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@TheOnion Better not be more than 3 oz or they'll confiscate it at the airport.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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