@TheOnion now that I'm an adult I'm sad enough to order my own pizza everyday
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@TheOnion so glad I followed youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion awesome! followedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion best headline yetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I believe kids love pizza, but really want a happy mom more. Hard to swallow good pizza while mom crying.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yay for deep depression and the cheesy pepperoni clad fruits it produces!#fingerscrossed#hopingitschronicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just a little planning and Pizza for dinner; works every time, claims dinerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@al_arabasadi ... why is this ari's doppelgangerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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