@TheOnion @Thayoungelton @jmcdollar lol it's real 
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@TheOnion Yikes! That's gotta hurtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion there's a lack of commitment that you hope for.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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