@TheOnion Bet they can't wait to become professional journalists so they won't have to worry about accuracy any more.
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@TheOnion @ashleighranero omg I am dying you must read this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RealBenCarson I think this is comically relevant. You should read it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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